im gonna be hot in a few years i swear
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.